Archive for February, 2009

Fred’s Enema

Have you heard Fred’s story?

“I gave my cat an enema.”

This was just darling, with it’s cutesy cartoons. Though it doesn’t sound like much fun to go through…

Thankfully, my cat is healthy at this time! If it came to it, I think I would ask, “What’s the difference in cost for a kitty Enema Kit and a ‘zip tie’ tie?!”

Cat Enema

Boys’ Work out story

“Let’s go to the gym,” I begged. My Mommy had told me that I was to convince her as often as possible to go with her, so in the spirit, I nagged, and whined to get her to come with me. After a time, she agreed and we both went our separate ways to get ready. I grabbed my shoes, shorts, and towel, and she hers, but it was not long before I realized her other intentions. After she had put on her gym clothing she began readying something else. The red enema bag that I had become familiar as a household staple made a sudden appearance – before I had realized what was occurring; the bag was filling with a solution of castile soap and warm water in her hands. My face turned red quickly as she commanded me to go lay out on the bed.

Still in my gym clothing, I obeyed and rested on my hands and knees in proper position on the bed awaiting her next request. I heard her approach from behind me as the familiar “clink” of the IV stand sounded beside her. “I can’t have you going to the gym dirty,” a demeaning voice sounded. Warm hands pulled my shorts and down , followed soon after by the familiar sensation of latex caressing my rectum. Well lubed fingers poked and prodded at my tight opening and I felt as the first insertion pushed deep, against my prostate. My first moan was very closely followed by increased rapidity in insertion frequency – thereby increasing the volume of my noises. The finger, at last, exited me as an ungloved hand scratched deeply into my backside. The warm-up now complete, I felt the tip of the enema nozzle slowly penetrate me, warm from the water it was holding. As she released the water into me, I felt the warm solution fill my insides. My squirming, as the bag emptied into me, made her giggle, and soon after I felt the pressure of the flow increase.

When the bag was empty, I expected relief, but instead, I saw her bring the bag to the faucet once again for a refill. As I waited for her to return, I tried to hold the water already in me, but droplet by droplet, I leaked onto the pad below me. Instead of allowing me to relieve the pressure in the restroom, she simply reinserted the nozzle and continued to fill me up. My moans, now more audible, filled the room as the second bag cramped my insides. Once the second bag had emptied, she removed the nozzle, asked me to stand, and brought me to the bathroom. Instead of allowing me to relieve myself, she pulled me into the bathtub and commanded me to my hands and knees. Trying desperately to hold the large quantity of water inside of me, I clenched my rear as water squeaked its way out.

Instead of being allowed to relieve myself, again, my Mommy had other intentions. I fell a small vibrator enter me, as I still tried desperately to keep the water inside me. Without warning, the flick of a switch triggered intense vibrations throughout my body. The pleasure mixed with the pain of cramping both excited me beyond my own expectations and I found it increasingly difficult to hold water. With a final thrust, she pushed the vibrator deep into me – sending rippling pulsations through me.

“Push it out baby boy,” she said. It certainly took little effort on my part to do this as the water had been trying for some time. The vibrator shot out of my ass along with the quarts of water she had put in me as my arms and legs shook from excess endorphins. As I finished excreting my enema, I could feel her warm hand on my back – comforting me and caressing me.

After cleaning up from the messy endeavor, I realized I was not quite done yet as she filled the bag one more time. Mommy commanded me to the bed one last time where a fresh bag of water was waiting for me. This bag seemed easy, and the water flowed into me without causing cramps or discomfort. Once the bag had emptied, my mommy slid a plug into my rear and asked me to stand up. She wiped my rear and asked me to put my clothing back on – it was time to go for a walk…a very uncomfortable walk at that.

Shower Shot is BACK

My Shower Shot Hook-up

My Shower Shot Hook-up

Lookie!! My shower got pimped. Daddy came over and helped me fix a few things around the house, including putting up my new shower head and affixing the Shower Shot. My butt was puckering at the excitement. Oh yeah, fun times tonight baby.

I purchased a shower head that can with two heads: A stagnant (well, it swivels) head and one that’s on a hose and attached to a bar. The bar wasn’t needs and we simply traded out one hose for the better shower show one! Talk about your bathroom enema hack. Sweet ride.

I love this gal: she’s great for enema, douching, a make-shift netti pot, ocular cleaning, you name it!

My favorite is to clean myself out, then turn this doll up and just PLAY. I’ve yet to determine if the COLT dong will work with it and haven’t found a place with a decent enough return policy for me to feel comfortable purchasing it without being sure… I haven’t seen it in any stores to look at either, just online.

Regardless, I’ll be starting this baby up real soon so stay tuned for the turn out. pages.

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Still Sick…

What a day! Daddy came over cause I’m still feeling sick and because well, we missed such a great opportunity last time around when I was sucking up 4 quarts like it was a blue icee! We realized later, despite me being sick we should have really fucked with that and made it crazy.

Dr Bronner's Peppermint

Dr Bronner's Peppermint

So over he comes again, carrying his “Doctor’s Bag” with my enema bag, the nozzles and hose and other such supplies. We use Bronner’s Castile liquid soap most of the time. I like the tingling it produces on my anus when we add a little extra for the effect. And it makes everything come out with a hint of peppermint, which is a lot better than say a hint of asparagus or such.

So I’m feeling a little better this run around, in regards to this flu bug…and I’ve been super good about following Doctor’s orders and staying in bed (I’m usually hard to pin down<—understatement) so Daddy gently pulls me over his lap and I’m in Lala Land immediately. The stroke of his hand as he begins to slowly and softly spank me is wonderful. I start concentrating on my breathing as he ramps it up, and start wiggling when it increases even more. All the while I’m thinking, “Oh YUM, how I love a good reward spanking” and he’s telling me what a good girl I’ve been.

Mind you, normally I do NOT want to be a good girl. I much prefer a punishment spanking. But since I’m feeling sick I just want to feel warm-fuzzies so this is tickling me juuuust right. Until of course it gets really ramped up and I’m asking him to stop. He doesn’t. But he does back down soon enough and now that I’ve got a warm butt, we’re moving on to a warm tummy.

We get that bag filled up and going and it’s not, well, GOING! Which means that either the nozzle is buried in tissue and essentially shut off, or that there’s ’stuff’ in the way. I wiggle and whine and he runs out of the room to grab something. He turns the corner and I’m squeezing the inline bulb as quickly as it can refill! Hahahaaa

Impatience indeed. This run around I wanted to try taking that much on my knees, bent over the top of a big comfy chair I just got. It looked soft and warm and was something to hold on to since I was feeling so sick. Did that prove a disaster. I don’t know if I had something going on, or if it was in fact the position but half way through that first bag I was howling!! Daddy told me I had to take more so I bit my lip and tried to breath but finally I thought I was going to cry! (Which by the way, shouldn’t concern you as I enjoy crying within the context of play.) He finally let me off the ‘hook’ so to speak. But by that time I have having a hard time breathing and felt a lot of pressure on my upper chest, which was super odd. I’ve gotten that before by putting my butt waaaay up in the air and my head low, so the water makes its way up there, but never had it happen without trying.

We called the day a wash and didn’t even do a second: I was so very sad.

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