Archive for March, 2009

In and Out

{ March 26, 2009 @ 02:42 } · { Experiences }
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I used to dislike having my period. And with time and exploration I began to love it. The cleansing, the release. The blood itself, which is erotic to me, especially when used as lube!

Then I began to dislike my periods again: my back hurt, but tummy hurt, my bowel movements became irregular during that time each month.

And then enemas swooped into my life and TA-DAAAhhhh: oh so much better!

As stated HERE:

“Constipation during menstruation can also be caused by diet as some women have a less healthy diet at this time, eating more chocolate and cake. So if you can, try to consume more dietary fibre – you will feel better for it. If you find constipation is interfering with your quality of life during your period, you could try a gentle constipation remedy.”

Two days ago I was sluggish, feeling blahhhh, starting my monthly and simply tired. Yesterday I finally got out of bed and jumped in the shower hoping to loosen my aching back. Right in front of me was the solution: the shower shot! I groaned at the idea of filling my tummy and making it hurt more, but followed my better sense of judgment and started her up. After two fill ups and getting out of the shower to expel on the toilet I fell a million times better. My tummy was full yes, but my back pain had lessened and I felt alert and suddenly extremely horny.

SO–shower shot and I ‘got it on’. Thinking about the recent “Enema Submission” video, and how much I really wished and craved for a drain in a floor, I found myself on hands and knees. After considering getting out of the warm water to find my lube, I instead just took a deep breath, closed my eyes, and imagined I had been bad and didn’t deserve any lube…

With my head bobbing, breath getting short and water filling me faster than ever, I couldn’t believe how much I was taking! I started to talk myself out of this plan when all of a sudden I was so very full the water started to come back out in dribbles. Just a little stream of clear water running out over the head of the shower shot dildo… Then I pushed and it gushed out of my ass around the cylinder–my eyes widened as I felt the pleasure of expulsion with the incredible feeling of being penetrated all at the same time!

MilkyI must have spent 30 minutes playing with this: all the time with the water flowing in and each push feeling just as ‘wrong’ as the last one. I got out of the shower happier than I had been in days!!

Free Entrance to Efest West

{ March 21, 2009 @ 15:24 } · { Uncategorized }
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Efest West Flyer

Efest West Flyer

Efest West Flyer

Efest West Flyer

It’s time for another episode of our favorite upcoming event: Enema Festival West 2009. Above you’ll see the images for their newest flyer.

Check out this basket:
It will be put up for the silent auction at International Ms Leather this coming weekend. They’ll have it out within the vendors area: many thousands of dollars worth of silent auction baskets and this one in particular is of interest to me.

$390 VALUE INCLUDING:
* 2 Full weekend passes to Efest West 2009
* Full Klystra Classic Complete Set Including:
4 quart Silicone bag (made in USA)
2 meters of matching hose (78 inches)
Tip set (4 tips plus connector #1)
Vinyl covered stainless steel “S” hook
Stainless steel hose snap clamp
Black leatherette zip-case
*Natural Sea Salt
*Bronner’s Lavender Soap
*Baby Powder
*Personal Wipes
*Flavored Incense
*Almond Clusters
*Chocolate Covered Nuts
*Vaseline Lubricant

Silent Auction Basket

Silent Auction Basket

The nut clusters and chocolate was a niiiice touch you guys. Funny ha-haaa. Potentially, someone could get this kick ass set and come to Efest for under $100 if they cornered the table at IMsL and beat off the other interested parties throughout the weekend!

I have heard that when they approached Klystra about purchasing a small set for the basket, the company smiled and handed them one of their full classic sets as a donation to the cause. Incredible!

Enema Submission

{ March 18, 2009 @ 05:19 } · { Reviews }
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I recently watched the newest enema film to come out from Kink.com

ESub

This one is called Enema Submission. I must say that I was terribly disappointed with the film, mostly because I’m positive Lochai can do much better work! The ridiculous amount of Hitachi work was painfully pitiful in terms of creativity and frankly not interesting in the slightest. Regardless of this particular film, I am ecstatic they are showing enemas on their films finally!

The highlight of the film for me, was in the architecture of the space. The drain in the floor was fabulous and I for one am envious of that space and of a girl whom clearly can take so little getting to utilize such a nasty, yummy and sexy drain!! Puurrrrr

Clearly the lines were not well rehearsed, and more importantly it seems their newest rigger wants to now also be a Master-Dominant-Domly-Dom and frankly his efforts are showing…

Were he to simply shut up and let loose, get nasty wet and dirty, punch her gut full of water, spit in her face and cram his cock into her full ass: THEN I would be pleased with the porn industry, for once.

But alas, the boy and I laughed through nearly the whole thing…

Enema of the people

{ March 12, 2009 @ 09:46 } · { Uncategorized }
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A monument to the enema, a procedure many people would rather not think about, has been unveiled at a spa in the southern Russian city of Zheleznovodsk.

Giant enema blub

That’s right folks: An 800 pound enema syringe bulb, bronzed. The giant blud is being held up by three bronze cherub angels. What an experience they must provide! Apparently the spa, city and even this entire region of Russia is well known for their enema adoration.

“There is no kitsch or obscenity, it is a successful work of art,” Alexander Kharchenko told The Associated Press.

“This device is eternal, it will never change,” Sculptor Svetlana Avakina said. “We could promote this brand, turn it into a franchise with souvenirs and awards for medical doctors.”

Wanna be: All by myself

{ March 10, 2009 @ 23:05 } · { Experiences }
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I’m used to having someone there. Sometimes it’s me giving the baby boy an enema. Or making sure the girl is clean, though she’s been keeping herself squeeky all on her own lately–which makes me a little sad for the loss of time together, especially with her naked and under my thumb. And then there’s the random and occasional friend or lover whom wants the experience or simply likes to share enema time with me.

On the flip side we’ve got my Papa Bear and Daddy both willing and wanting to administer to me, thankfully.

However, today I simply want to play by myself. I’ve shut the door, turned on some candles, playing Tech N9ne to put me in a creatively aggressive mood with myself. *sheepish grin

Pull out the smaller, as in 3 quarts, bag. I shake my head thinking about Shaamika: Daddy’s big 4 quart… Not tonight.

Fill ‘er up, lay back and relaaaaax! I don’t do this enough, really. Expel and run through it again. The first time is usually more urgent, making this my less favorite when the desire to simply enjoy the enema is high. The second begins the pure enjoyment of the water filling my tummy, making it round, the subtle shifting of the water flowing–making me squirm and lick my lips.

With two out already, I want to shift to the gorgeous shower shot! Clean her up, lube her down. I don’t do that to pretty girls enough these days…
In we go and now it’s officially PLAY TIME for me!

If I had one wish at this moment, it would be for a soft, padded and squishy giant bath tub I could lay in, roll around it, play in and not feel cold metal all around me.

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