A Girl's Enema Blog

Because it comes up…er,….out:

What is Santorum?

Urban Dictionary: The sometimes frothy, usually slimy, amalgam of lubricant, stray fecal matter, and ejaculate that leaks out of the receiving partner’s anus after a session of anal intercourse. Named, by popular demand and usage, after legislator Rick Santorum because of his homophobic political statements.

And, for those auditory learners in the audience, you can join the sing-a-long with Sonic Uke:

I woke up this morning,  I was feeling so bad
I woke up this morning,  dried condoms all around my bed.
Oh I woke up this morning,  I got them Gay Pride blues.
I woke up this morning,  I was really feeling bad
I woke up this morning, Santorum running down my legs.
Oh I woke up this morning,
I got them Dan Savage sex advice column blues ...

There is a GREAT write up on Savage Love which gives great reason for enema usage in regards to minimizing santorum.

BUT, beware: if you do more than a quick clean but less than a few bags then you are likely to have MORE santorum. Which!, may be your intent. In which case: you will have even more cleanup so be prepared.

How to create santorum candy: As given to us through Spreading Santorum

At risk of destroying some folks’ taste for Christmas candy, here’s another recipe whose end result resembles santorum – divinity. Why this occurred to me now, I have no clue. This recipe is not for those who own anything less than a high-powered stand mixer, though.

Bring 2.5 cups sugar, .5 c water, and .5 cup corn syrup to boil in a heavy saucepan and cook without stirring until the hard ball (laugh it up) stage, or 260 degrees F. While this is cooking, whip 2 egg whites in an electric mixer until they form stiff peaks.

Once the syrup hits the right temperature and the egg whites are beaten, slowly pour the syrup into the egg whites, occasionally scraping down the sides of the bowl. At this point, the santorum recipes diverge – add 1tsp vanilla extract or 1tsp maple extract. If you like textured santorum, add .5 cup chopped pecans along with the maple extract – that was my grandmother’s recipe.

After adding the flavoring, beat the candy until it is no longer glossy or your mixer begins to smoke. Then, either press the still-warm candy into a jelly roll pan to cool and cut to shape later, or, using two teaspoons, drop globs of candy onto waxed paper.

Presto! Edible, low fat, brownish globs of frothy mixture (with optional texture).

Another recipe, for the Adult version of yum from the same site:

1/2 oz dirty ass well vodka

1/2 oz creme de cacao (dark)

A dash of cream

A healthy splash of seltzer water (soda water may work)

Place hand over top of shot glass. Slam on table and voila! A frothy brownish mixture!